pee mind

someone who is nasty

stop being such a pee mind,

by guytheby the ya November 3, 2022

Honk of pee

The act of which Sam pees when someone mentions the word perish

The same can also be said for when she goes to McDonald’s and the ice cream machine isn’t working

“Pee.. that photo.. makes me honk of pee”

by Gay boy Twok June 29, 2018

Slippy Pee Pee

When one's little peter gets super wet, one cannot grab a hold of it.

Oh no! My wee-wee got wet! Now I've got a slippy pee pee!

by BalloonHandler February 16, 2024

holy pee

God's pee.

Mary, mother of Jesus: Where's God?
Jesus, son of Mary: Taking a holy pee.

by Infev February 17, 2024

Pee pee

Pee pee, suck my pee pee

You: what did your pee pee do last weekend

Person with a pee pee: it ate cooche
You: that is so cool

Person with pee pee: I know

by Bumpee January 27, 2019

Cheese pees

A symptom of gonorrhea.

Ole Bobby got stupid at a bachelor party. Now he's got the cheese pees and got thrown out of his house. He migh end up divorced faster than the penicillin takes effect.

by Wellsville Mike 1973 July 5, 2022

pee puddle

...........Something you don't wanna find under your sheets when you wake up.........

Woman: *yawn*
Woman: *looks at sheets*
Woman: God damn it! I shouldn't of held it!
Woman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Neighbor: SToP C^nT I'm TryNa Sleep!
Woman: ok geez-
Woman: Ew the pee puddle stinks! I should of went to the bathroom.... but it was 3am when the ghost comes around!

by BubblyBussingStarbursts September 25, 2021