Cold Pee

Cold Pee, or simply "coldpee" together, is the act of following a friend into a restroom facility and throwing a glass of cold water at them while they are peeing, yelling "cold pee!" at the same time. (Pee is warm/hot, hence the name, "cold" pee.) While this is typically done to men while they are peeing in urinals, there is no set rule. It is however, almost completely necessary to limit this prank to those you know - otherwise, a restroom rumble with a stranger is sure to ensue.

Man 1: "Hey guys, be right back, gonna go take a leak."
Man 2: (whispering to other friends as Man 1 walks away) "I'm gonna go COLDPEE him."
All friends: (quietly, but enthusiastically) "Yeaaaaah, DO IT!"
Man 2: leaves table with glass of cold water and runs off to the restroom
Man 1: (probably whistling or clearing his throat while peeing)
Man 2: sneaks into restroom and yells, "COLD PEE!" while splashing the glass of cold water all over Man 1

Success! You're a hero and a modern comic.

by www.coldpee.com September 8, 2013

Pee Catch

The circular shaped rug that is often placed in front of the toilet bowl. It served multiple purposes, such as to keep your feet warm, but it's main function is to catch pee from dribblers.

Man, the pee catch is starting to stink! I better throw it in the washer!

by Jen-uh-fur August 21, 2011

Pee Shed

The term "Pee Shed" refers to the practice of someone who urinates in the anus cavity of another person for storage.

"Hey did you see that girl over there? I wonder if she will let me rent her Pee Shed?!

by Texas Timmay June 14, 2011

pee-shock

(a.k.a p-ripple): the cold rush of blood at the end of taking a leak, often sending waves of chill nerves down the spine and spraying goose-bumps all over the body.

"He had such an audible pee-shock i thought he was jerking off."
To party host: "Sorry i messed up your bathroom, i had a massive p-shock."

by wordmonk November 8, 2011

split pees

Meaning Pussy. If pee pee is the equivalent to a penis, then split pee pee is the equivalent to a vagina.

Remember to eat your split pees.

by Se7enwolf October 10, 2011

Pee-job

Having to pee while engaged in an intimate activity and not wanting to stop that activity so the person pees while continuing on

He better be careful not to drink too much otherwise that blowjob might turn into a pee-job

by Not the real me November 23, 2021

jungle pee

A term used to tell your friends you’re going to go take a shit without having to directly say it.

Matt: I’m going to go jungle pee!

Sara: What’s that mean?

Troy: Oh he’s politely telling us he’s going to go take a shit.

by Kas Lupo May 20, 2023