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Chocolate Paper

The little bits or often huge stains of shit left by someone's dirty hands on a roll of toilet paper in a public toilet.
Person 1: Hey, have you got any toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah, why? Are you out?
Person 1: Nope, the one I've got is Chocolate Paper.
Person 2: Shit. Literally.
by ValveTime October 7, 2015
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Soggy paper

by YerDaCannyCount April 10, 2021
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Toilet Paper

An everyday part of a pandemic diet, introduced by panic shoppers caused by the Coronavirus.
Toilet paper makes me feel great and helps me go through my day in quarantine.
by An egg's brain March 21, 2020
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it's just paper.

A common motto used to dismiss a purchase, not as a negative but as a positive enforcing that they were comfortable with making that overall purchase.
Billy Bob "Man did you really buy me these Jordans as a gift? That must have cost you a ton!"

Bob Billy "Don't mention it dude, it's just paper. "
by yungtommyfrm18th ave January 3, 2024
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pixel paper

Synonymous with electronic ink displays used in e-readers like the Kindle or Nook but easier to pronounce.
I'm happy to hear that pixel paper is getting cheaper! Maybe I can afford an e-reader!
by canonlibel July 30, 2010
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toilet paper syndrome

Toilet paper syndrome (TPS) When you think the world is going to end but it’s not and you’re just an idiot. Example: Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!
Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!
Jim: what’s TPS?
SAM: Toilet paper syndrome
by That pedicab Life March 16, 2020
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