South Philly Special

The act of consuming a large container of Chickie’s and Pete’s Crab Fries and immediately proceeding to finger your own asshole.

Person 1: Man, this bathroom line is really long!

Person 2: Yeah, I think the guy in stall 3 is giving himself a South Philly Special!

by Tony DiNardos July 16, 2023

The Fig and Cream Special

The act of eating a mixture of sperm and a Fig Newton or other fig product in various ways.

Lil boligrapho ate The Fig and Cream Special off of her back

by The bocc March 7, 2018

specialized bun steamer

When you can feel someone’s breath on your asscheeks. And you’re paying them for it.

Like when you’re polishing an apple, but it’s your buttcheeks.

“He was a real specialized bun steamer.”

by Cassiafrass February 4, 2018

The Michael Barrymore Special

A combination of MDMA and Cocaine as reported to have been consumed at Michael Barrymore’s party in Royston, Essex.

I got to bed at 9am this morning, it was the Michael Barrymore Special last night.

by Donalddad August 22, 2020

Special Military Action

War

It's not a war, it's a Special Military Action.

by WhatLiam March 1, 2022

Trucker oven special

A trucker oven special is where you have uncontrollable wet shit farts, from eating at the Iron Skillet truck stop. You roll up all windows an blast the heat, in attempt to dry up the wet shit running down your back n legs.

Mike: Hey Alex! Do you know what a trucker oven special is??
Alex: No what's that??
Mike: I jus had wet shit farts from the Iron Skillet truck stop, so I rolled up my windows and cranked the heat to dry it up!
Alex: Sick fuck, that's like no bake shard cookies!!

by MM5.0 May 13, 2018

Lazlo Special Needs

Origin: Somalia

Head: Bald
Skills: Mad
profession: Greatness

Is there nothing that Lazlo Special Needs cannot do?

by L.S.Needs July 28, 2023