Make you do magic

a veiled threat, to 'make someone do magic' means you will make them fly (as in off a tall building), make them disappear (as in go missing indefinitely), or get sawed in half (as in literally cut in fucking half) or stay under water for 10 minutes (as in drowned in fucking water)

fuck with me again, i'll make you do magic.

by Beez Leboss November 12, 2012

Double Stream Magic

The magical sensation of pooping water and peeing at the same time with preparing for a colonoscopy.

It was 4 in the morning before my colonoscopy, and I got to a point that I was pooping water and peeing at the same.

I call that double stream magic.

by Canadiantoker April 9, 2025

Magical Mayhem

A term used for the meaning of weed.

Hey bra, you wanna go hit up the magical mayhem after school?

nah man, I gotta go take a DT.

by Oswego Dalton Neilson March 23, 2008

Skullfvck Magic

1.a very sick demented old man who is commonly called by the name PAUL.

2.a man who loves to indulge in bestiality

3. a stupid person with a speech impediment.

skullfvck magic got his butt kicked again!

by Jackass_STFU October 15, 2009

magic green

Another term for Marijuana

"Yo let me hit that magic green"
"Bro you got any of that magic green"

by ReeferKing March 15, 2015

Magic Johnson

A magical johnson (slang for penis) that cures HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases. Also cures poverty by potentially granting women the chance to win 18 years of child support payments.

Nig 1: Yo nigga I heard Magic Johnson got clapped with HIV
Nig 2: Bet nigga he got dat magic johnson you feel me? He just rubs it a few times and biggie comes out and cures him of all diseases and sins.
Nig 1: Bet nigga! Ima see if I can get my hands on that shiiet. I got HIV and Ee-bolla!

by niggismallz December 27, 2023

magical connection

the connection betweens lovers to express extreme liking. and or explanation why they are compatible

Ian- Why do I like you so much?
Jazmine- Its just the magical connection.

by sexybuns December 11, 2007