Lesbian 

Being considered bi. And discriminated. But having two short nails. And a difficult-to-draw pride flag. And not American

Situation one:
“Hey I’m Lesbian”
“I thought u were American”

Situation two:
“Hey mom where are the nail clippers?”
“Oh I’m the bathroom why?”
“Jen is coming over”
“😮”

Lesbian by that one fucking idiot November 1, 2019

Lesbian 

1st definition: girl liking a girl
2nd definition: no dicks!

3rd definition: cute stuff :)

Mom: Sup kid
Kim: Mom, I’m lesbian
Mom: Good, I never wanted you to suck a dick

Lesbian by h o n e y ~ December 30, 2019

Immacu-lesbian Conception 

When a lesbian has such incredible and intense sex with another lesbian that their body actually believes itself to be pregnant resulting in amenorrhea, or rather, an "Imaccu-lesbian Conception." Such lesbian pregnancies are first detectable 5 days after a missed period and can last up to 9 months. They usually do not result in the birth of a human baby; however, the lesbian community has not given up hope.

Helen: "Damn, Tracy. You've been doing things to my body nobody has ever done before. I'm a week late. This is my first "'Immacu-lesbian Conception.'"
Tracy: "Baby. You didn't need to give me one reason to stay here, but I am proud to be your first. I will gladly support you through this."

Immacu-lesbian Conception by LEZZZZY December 10, 2014

Pocket Sized Lesbian 

n. Lesbian you just want to stick in your pocket.

Wow Stace, Did you see the majority were pocket sized Lesbians..

She was so cute I just wanted to stick her in my pocket and take her home.

Pocket Sized Lesbian by nixipixi January 27, 2011

Your dad lesbian

For the people who thought your mom gay was the biggest insult your dad lesbian is a response that you should use to that

Jack: your moms gay go die

Martin:shut up your dad lesbian

Your dad lesbian by Commando fortnut 69 August 10, 2018

platinum star lesbian 

a platinum star lesbian is the opposite of a platinum star gay. this means a lesbian who has never slept with a man and was born via vaginal birth, meaning the first thing they ever did was touch a vagina.

“hey isn’t that girl a gold star lesbian?”

“no. she hasn’t slept with a man, but she was also born vaginally. she’s a platinum star lesbian.”

platinum star lesbian by clace467 November 22, 2021

mspec lesbian 

An mspec lesbian is someone who thinks they are “lesbian” when they like men.

they will never be valid because lesbians do not like men or male aligned genders and in no situation is it ok!

Person 1: “Oh my god, I just an mspec lesbian on my fyp”
Person 2: “Ew oh my god, block that fake lesbian”

mspec lesbian by lesbian12345 August 31, 2023