Samuel Gregory Jones

A Man who holds alot of wisdom and trust. He is also very bad at overwatch.

Person 1: Who is that person who is throwing this game.
Person 2: Oh, that is Samuel Gregory Jones.
Person 1: Fuck that guy.

by JakDotExe July 7, 2023

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Greg Chief Jones

Name of a very important person a Master Chief of his tripe ,a watcher of all things ,A man of very important intellect and intelligence

If you want to kill gaints ask Greg Chief Jones

by Mr Greg Chief Jones July 29, 2023

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One of the baddest mutha f-ers you ever will know. Can’t kill him. Biggest, most honest heart and will protect you with his life. Crazy AF but always fun. Homie knows his shit and has been there done that. You’d be lucky to know this dude.

Yo! You must be some kind of Davey Jones or something! You’re nuts but I love ya!

by Patapuss August 5, 2023

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Osmosis Jones

Haha funny blood cell movie

Why are the white blood cells blue colored tho ;-; Mf looks like elemental water dude

osmosis Jones is a movie made by Warner Bros in 2001 and it is one of the best movies ever. Osmosis Jones also has a series called "ozzy&drix" and it's an absolute damn feverdream

by ItsTheNatShack August 18, 2023

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Rhys Honey-Jones

Rhys Honey Jones is an absolute sex beast of a character. Type of erratic bloke that you can’t tell if he’s just done 4 ounces of cold cut Cocaine or just power wanked over his mates cousins.

Usually hench as fuck but no doubt some cunt in the pissend of somewhere is a letdown to the name.

Every time you meet a Rhys Honey-Jones either one of two things with happen. You’ll get your head caved in due to something so petty like him dropping something at his workplace, or you’ll have the most ecstatic time of yer life.

Bloody hell, he’s a mad cunt but he’s no Rhys Honey-Jones son

by Dunno pal I forgot like April 2, 2024

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