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Springing a Half Chub

When you're laying on the couch or like literally doing anything or nothing at all and out of nowhere your dick gets medium hard
by pa1patin3didn0thingwr0ng August 27, 2020
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Half-Mirror Society

An Orwellian state that watches your every action and tracks everything without the knowledge of the governed. Think a Two Way Mirror. First coined on the XKCD forums.
With all of the Big Brother-esque surveillance currently in place that has been deemed Classified for "National Security Reasons" The USA is a Half-Mirror Society just begging for revolution.

We need to stay away from becoming a half-mirror society.
by Primis September 25, 2013
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Harvey Half - ass

Harvey - Half ass is An exceptional nick name for one who does everything half assed. No matter how many times they've been told ,or trained on a task ,they still manage to complete it half - assed /poorly. Harvey - Half asses require frequent ass chewing and threats of firing and even violence to get them to do what they are supposed to do properly.
Harvey Half - ass ... How many times do you need to be shown how to tuck a window Harvey Half - ass... you've been here 3 months and shown multiple times... DO IT THE RIGHT WAY OR YOUR FIRED!!!!!! Move it Harvey -Half - ass !!!
by Willie shaverpus April 14, 2023
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half baked marriage

When the husband or wifes leaves mid-1st pregnancy.
My ex-wife susy's such a half baked looser. I didnt even get to see my daughter's first steps in that half baked marriage.
by Dented cat January 12, 2023
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half-brother-in-law

Spouse's half-brother or half-sister's husband.
My half-brother-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
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half-assed euphemism

A poorly phrased or misspoken euphemism for comedic intent, or an unintended Freudian slip.
"Timmy is differently disabled" or "Susan has another bun in the uterus" are half-assed euphemisms.

A half-assed euphemism is a half-assed euphemism for a misspoken euphemism.
by Vizaeryon November 19, 2019
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half-acoon american

Shut up you half-acoon American
by blishi February 13, 2019
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