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true fruits

a german smoothie company that sells overpriced smoothie. Only rich people drink it because that shit is fcking expensive.
A: jo did you drink true fruits?

B: bro im poor
by xFlorian27x March 22, 2023
mugGet the true fruitsmug.

washing the fruit

This is when you put your twig and berries in the sink at home, office, or public restroom.
Josh was caught washing the fruit at the office.
by urbandickchinairy August 2, 2016
mugGet the washing the fruitmug.

Fruit frosty

Tracy prefers his friends to give him a fruit frosty.
by RaptorOne May 19, 2018
mugGet the Fruit frostymug.

Kiwi Fruit

(1) A homosexual man from New Zealand

(2) a delicious fruit from New New Zealand..

There is no area or country named Zealand

In New Zealand they use a different name for Kiwi fruit

In Australia we just believe it is called fruit. Same as Thai, Italian, Greek or Ethiopian, we believe you call it "food" not ' "Indian curry" if you are fromI in

India

So a kiwi "fruit' is fruit.
I gave my girl dinner last night

It had lettuce, ĺamb, baby tomatoes, cheese ,and a little ķiwi fruit

She called me a forugn cuck and threw it in the trash

I even made a nice dressing.

Kiwi fruit
by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023
mugGet the Kiwi Fruitmug.

Fruit Smoothie

When a gay male receives fellatio from a straight woman
James: I heard he hooked up with a girl yesterday
Jeffery: Baby he just got a fruit smoothie, he is a gogo dancer after all
by UuchGuuch January 20, 2022
mugGet the Fruit Smoothiemug.

Magical fruit

by JokersWild777 July 23, 2022
mugGet the Magical fruitmug.

Fruit ninja

by Bigbrrrr September 4, 2021
mugGet the Fruit ninjamug.

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