Douche Bloggery 

1. Acts of Douche Baggery , but commited in blog form.

"Dude did you read Bill O'Reilly's blog? It was total douche bloggery!"

Douche Bloggery by Seth Berg December 14, 2008

Douche paste 

What a dirty whore needs to get the crusty build up out of her mouth, and the infection out of down south.

For the stench of rotting death wafting out of her orifices the old whore needed to score some douche paste.

Douche paste by sinner86 December 17, 2007

Douche Bone 

When a woman gets a sex-change and becomes a "man", the penis of the new "man" is called a Douche Bone.

Her pussy is now a massive douche bone!

Douche Bone by semajdroflah December 28, 2007

douche burglar

A collector of douche bags. One who dons a striped shirt and snatches many douche bags placing them into a larger douche-sack thereby making him a
douche-burglar.

"Man, did you see that douche burglar try to pick up your sister? Now every douche bag in town will think he has a chance."

douche burglar by Money Love March 5, 2008

douche bag 

The slang usage of the term dates back to the 1960s. Douche bag, or douche refers to bad qualities, specifically one's swagger, ignorance, and/or cruel intentions.

Michael Moor's such a douche bag because he places himself on a pedestal in his movies.

douche bag by Zepln8989 April 20, 2009

Douche A Snack 

The act of asking for a snack from a friend's house when you repeatedly eat food from their kitchen throughout the week. You feel like a total douche eating their food, but hey, you're freaking starving!

Guest- "Hey guys do you mind if I Douche A Snack?"

Home Dwellers- "Huugghh yeah sure..."

Douche A Snack by Jenkins Mcdouche September 19, 2009

DOUCHE MOVE!! 

When someone acts like a douche you put your hand on your head and make a "d" shape...

*a guy is about to kiss a girl when his friend comes up and interupts the moment...Douche Move!!

DOUCHE MOVE!! by SNDVL1527 December 11, 2009