David's dad

An absent father

David's dad: Can you find David's dad?

by BootyHunter_666 January 23, 2018

david hasslehossome

something as cool as david hasslehoff

dude that car is david hasslehossome

by servant of the boognish December 01, 2009

david and jennifer

they are good friends in middle school and don't know if they like each other (goals)

student : "did you hear that david and jennifer are going out?'
student #2 : "omg really?! they are so cute together !!"

by lmfao.idk October 14, 2017

David-Tyler

David – Tyler , Is the most coolest guy will ever meet. He has a great personality makes you laugh all the time. He loves to play video games and when he’s a teenager you don’t want to be Bye him because he’s got the biggest fucking attitude in the world but he is a very very good relationship he will help you with all your relationships so when you’re in high school you best find a David- Tyler or just a Tyler because that motherfucker will help you with your entire life .

David-Tyler is amazing 😉

by Local chicken nugget August 14, 2018

juan david

He the hardest flexed out here he gat broke boys he got mad paper is nice and always on a mission

Juan David means flex on broke ninjas

by Gay ninja 69 March 27, 2018

David Shattenborough

A version of the renowned and loved David Attenborough, used best to describe someone who has, or is undergoing, the process of shitting oneself, as the faecal matter currently deposited in their underwear contains various undiscovered and undocumented lifeforms, much like the one's David Attenborough discovers in his wildife documentaries.

*James shits himself violently*

Ben; Eugh gross, James just shat himself!

Matt; haha, what a David Shattenborough!

by CompulsiveDribbler304 April 08, 2011

john david

a circumcized king with a monstrous cock. john david is the nicest person you will ever meet and though he has an enourmous penis, he has not yet used it and doesn't plan on tapping in to his full potential. john david is loved by all and everyone's friend, only he knows the inner demons that he faces at keeping his massive, veiny, juicy, throbbing dick from taking hold of him and causing him to become a fuck master

Person 1: I love john david! He's such a good friend!
Person 2: yeah, he really is! I heard he has a great cock too!

by doodoomaster69 December 10, 2021