Post-Coital Depression

The traumatic realization that every girl you have had intercourse with is a nasty whore, and that every interaction leading up to and during the act was a waste of time and energy. Those who suffer from Post-Coital depression are usually attractive and presented with plenty of sexual opportunities.

Summer : Hey, what's wrong with Morty? I thought he was finally happy now that he's popular.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.

by pickled rick September 29, 2017

depression

Something non-existent

"Man I've been really down lately. I think I have depression"
"LOL just be happy"

by JUST BE HAPPY March 8, 2019

sophia depression

The feeling you get when you think about Sophia Lillis and how cute and pretty and amazing and adorable she is. Side effects are crying, wanting to meet her and hug her and tell her how much you love her, and an excesive feeling of uwu

This Sophia edits are giving me Sophia depression

by Loser 011 January 5, 2019

Post-Pandemic Depression

The depression that sets in after the "pandemic" is over and there are a million assholes everywhere again.

God, I miss the "pandemic". I have post-pandemic depression. I don't know if I can go back to a world filled with assholes everywhere. Make it stop!

by anonymous September 6, 2023

Depression

The excuse teenagers use to get attention and to seem “special”.

Teenager 1: You’ve never been this down, are you feeling ok?
Teenager 2: I have depression. Everybody hates me.

Teenager 1: Since when did you have depression? You’re already friends with everyone.

by TheSamePersonWhoEatsRawEggs August 5, 2020

Gucci Depression

When you are depressed but you are Gucci as in good, fine, etc.

I have Gucci Depression.
I am depressed but I'm okay, good, etc.

by XxStar.c.s.xx November 26, 2017

Sheen's Depression

He felt like Ultra-Lord, now he's Ultra-bored.
Been feeling so damn low he might just pull the fucking cord

Carl: hey Sheen how are you today.
Sheen: I don't know I feel ultra-bored and depressed, they should name a depression about me called Sheen's Depression

by IroncladExplorer February 27, 2021