cunt liar

the worst kind of liar you can think of; a repetitive, down and dirty - nasty liar
one that can never say anything but a lie
no truth ever passes through his or her lips

"If I have to listen to one more word from you, cunt liar, I think I'll kill you!"

by moonmaydn February 14, 2012

Cunt Load

The amount of liquid taken to completely fill one vagina to utmost capacity. Can often cause an uncontrollable creampie.

Megan: Wow, you came loads!
Kenny: Yeah, well over a cunt load. Sorry about the mess.

by shendo.kezzy November 8, 2011

cunt chuckler

When a man is going down on a woman and blows a raspberry in to her vagina, this is a cunt chuckler.

I did a massive cunt chuckler on my missus last night, she bitch slapped me so hard.

by Dave Garnar September 10, 2007

cunt-sandwich

verb. to force one out of the way, usually into a rail or a wall. The force of cunt-sandwiching is usually hard enough to throw the other person over the rail or into a wall. Some say it originates from women's roller-derby when one person knocks their opponent into or over the rail.

I was in a rush to get out of the grocery store so I cunt-sandwiched the old man into the candy racks on my way to the cash register.

by Ashats August 13, 2008

cunt slayer

By definition CUNT SLAYER means that you get mad pussy...and you get it like it aint no motha fuckin problem

Micheal is a Cunt Slayer
Flava Flav is indeed a Cunt Slayer
Matt Damon is a cunt slayer
Micheal Phelps is a Cunt Slayer

by jdizzle to the g hizzle October 9, 2008

duck cunt

because a female duck only has one hole for pissing, shitting, and laying eggs it is very dirty hole so a very filthy vagina would be a duck cunt

eeew it smells like duck cunt in here

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows August 27, 2014

Jap Cunt

A Japanese person who has demonstrated themselves to be either stupid, arrogant, or just a terrible person.

Jack: That Japanese guy is such an asshole!
John: Jap Cunt.

by Billybobjohnston October 21, 2017