crush the cake

to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool

"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."

by TheRealCaylo May 26, 2016

Crush

it’s called a crush because it crushes you and when they reject you, and so you go home and cry because you feel like you’ll never be happy again or if you don’t have a home, you cry in an alleyway or a mcdonald’s bathroom, and either your life gets progressively worse until you die, or you find a way to move on.

i had a crush, then it crushed me, now i am a pancake of sadness.

by iridescent hamburger November 11, 2019

Kiss your crush day

25th of november is national kiss your crush day! So have fun

Some girl: Hi, do you know what day today is?
Boy: Yes, it’s 25th, why?
The girl: *kiss him*
Boy: Wdyd
The girl: Today is national kiss your crush day

by Lilsweetgirl November 24, 2020

National ask your crush out

September 15

National ask your crush out day is today

Okay then tell her

by Jedudod September 14, 2021

National “don’t text your crush day”

On one day a year, nobody texts their crush (unless there’s an emergency).
This means that if you don’t get a text from your crush, then perhaps she/he might like you back. In any case it relieves some stress and you have an excuse not to text her/him.

I didn’t text my crush on National “don’t text your crush day”.

by 000.04.0005 July 24, 2021

Crush

Is a feeling of admiring someone or something with a small amount of love and a huge amount of Like.
But,Filipinos think that if you have a crush on someone,they think that you really love that person.So carefull when saying something about your crush to someone.

Example 1(proper):
Man 1:Besh alam mo crush ko si....
Man 2:Ok.Crush lang naman yan eh,paghanga lang yan.

Example 2(improper):
Man 1:Uy!Alam mo ba crush ko si--
Man 2:Ay nako,patay ka kay...
Man 3:hoy!! ano sabi mo!Eh Crush ko din yun ei.Patay ka sakin!!!
Man 1:Crush lang naman yun ei.
Man 2:Edi wow

by Axsthxticcss October 6, 2019

Madly in love Crush

When you are so in love with someone that you can't even think about dating anyone else.

Usually starts off as a crush.

*Me Talking about Yungblud for the 1 billionth time today*

My mom: Jarrad, I think you have a little crush on yungblud, don't you think?(sarcastic)

Me: yeah I do, I have a madly in love crush on yungblud! I think about him so bloody much!

Also me: he is so fucking hot omfg.

by jarrad_bellringerboy October 5, 2022