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Boned up

To have a boner. An erection of the male reproductive organ.
Derek: Dan how do you live with Laura in this class?
Dan: What do you mean?
Derek: Aren't you constantly just boned up?
by PeacockRB April 10, 2015
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Quinvery bone

The bone that attaches the muscle from your elbow to your forearm. If your arms hurt from Carpal tunnel, this is that bone. STOP JACKING OFF
Oh, I hurt my quinvery bone jacking to that new hot beach guy in class.
by Rexysexy March 15, 2018
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Bone Scone

Bone scone is slang for the male anatomic penis: previously known as cock, dick,wiener, shaft, club, banana, hot dog, etc. It is most commonly used in a short sentence that contains another word that rhymes with bone/scone.
---I'm gunna go be alone with my bone scone...aka to jerk off
---I saw that hot girl and my bone scone turned to stone...aka to get a stiffy
---I made that bitch moan and groan with a serving of my bone scone...aka giving out a good hot dicking
---"wanna taste of my bone scone?"...as a pick up line or to ask for a bj.
by ultradouche11223344 May 9, 2011
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Car boned

when driving and trying to merge and a car is driving at your same speed alongside your rear tires not allowing you to merge becasue you can't accelerate becasue another car is in fron of you, and slowing down is too difficult.
I missed my exit because I just got car boned by that stupid mini van.
by Nerazurri July 27, 2010
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SKUTAH BONE

An awesome title bestowed on a man whom undergoes a terrific transformation from a gigantic nerd/geekinto one of (if not THE) coolest people on earth!
Yo, Skutah Bones! What the science!?! (Shao)
by Scott May 7, 2004
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Foam Bone

by dubstep2024 December 21, 2010
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slapping the bone

Whacking off furiously
Ew! This creep ass sent me a snapchat of himself slapping the bone!!!
by Toxxxic666 September 5, 2016
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