An employee or co-worker that is incompetent, lazy and lethargic. Said employee or co-worker arrives late on a regular basis and creates wildly outlandish stories when arriving late. Said stories may include but not limited to the following: Spilling orange juice on one's self when driving, having to go to the bank to get money, frequent car accidents, inclement weather in adjacent cities, selling rare coin collections, and various types of illness. Said employee or co-worker additionally spends the limited time they are at work taking frequent smoke breaks, bullshiting, and eating assortments of junk food.
by Raymond Poison April 14, 2011
Get the Bean bagmug. The sick-bag is an act reserved for no strings attached college sex. The act involves drinking obsessive amounts of hard liquor, preferably Johnny Walker Red, and convincing the female to allow you to provide oral stimulation. Wait until you are about to be sick to begin the act and make sure to pull the labia open in order to vomit highly acidic liquor vomit directly into her vagina, aiming for her cervix. Thus using her vagina as an airline sick-bag. Coitus after vomiting will help to ensure that the smell will never come out of her Netherlands.
by Chuggo May 16, 2009
Get the The Sick-bagmug. The overnight bag you keep in the trunk of your car in case you end up staying the night at somebody's house. If you are out drinking, it might be called a drunken slut bag.
by $Jo$ December 24, 2007
Get the slut bagmug. a medium sized paper or plastic bag that fast food places keep dropped food. The food they dropped gets served to people being an asshole or rude customers., - hence the word asshole bag.
you are being a asshole at mc donalds and they put dropped burger on your bread or fries that they swept up and serve it to you from the asshole bag.
by John Gallie March 6, 2008
Get the asshole bagmug. by seymor butts April 14, 2005
Get the flaming bagmug. by Larze dawg April 4, 2010
Get the proverbial Bagmug. The act of grabbing your penis and pulling it straight up while letting your balls hang over your waistband, you show this to embarras a fellow peer or even a random person for giggles. (looks like you are holding a money bag)
Hey do you have any change for a 20? pull out money bag and say "right here!!!" -the act of money bagging
by Souldoggie August 16, 2010
Get the Money Baggingmug.