Thots that protects your home valuables or someone you love me. A ratchet you keeping the walls that haven't been fed in months that defends your house
by Sue sue sudio March 10, 2022
Get the Attack thotsmug. When you love someone so much but they've done something so incredibly stupid/annoying that it makes you want to hate-fuck the shit out of them.
Jeff: "The saying goes, "righty, loosy; lefty, tighty." Right?"
Nick: "Goddamn it, Jeff, I'm gonna give you that Dick attack!"
Nick: "Goddamn it, Jeff, I'm gonna give you that Dick attack!"
by tnayyyyy December 21, 2018
Get the Dick attackmug. This term refers to the rare species of Jackie Pat's that roam our planet. They are little creatures of adorableness that sing songs randomly, laugh through hyperventilating, and make rage faces in public. Shall you cross the path of one of these rare creatures, your life will be forever changed positively.
by girlwhowritesstuff12349 December 24, 2012
Get the Jackie Pat Attack On Crackmug. You have got to be fucking shitting me!
Hym "That CANNOT be real! Hohoho! Man! You had better hope that THAT is not ME! I don't believe it! I just can't! I mean, if it is, don't fucking touch it. That's not a threat either. Seriously. You are not going to have a fun time if you try to obstruct it- Er, I guess ME in any way shape or form. Please tell me that isn't real! I will not be able to handle it if it's real. It'll be like meeting an Alien for the first time. Ha! That's great! AI only attacks!"
by Hym Iam August 31, 2025
Get the AI only attacksmug. When your crotch attacks your shorts or pants in an unappealing manner. Examples: camel toe, moose knuckle, frog eye.
by Forbiddenness March 9, 2019
Get the crotch attackmug. by CalamityCrimson January 14, 2022
Get the Thrak Attackmug. The sudden urge to masturbate...
by ShankMasterKrys August 20, 2013
Get the Fap Attackmug.