Adam

A nonchalant annoying little shit who spends most of his time on roblox playing the same game making videos with the same short-ass kid named Third

Adam: yo can you be npc for a video?
"shut the fuck up adam"

by cateistheamazingperson June 1, 2024

Lit Adam

A Drug Dealer also a Mad Lad That ain't Homosexual Like Logan Paul

Yo Bro Lit Adam Be Lit Bro!

by Haufdufzufz November 16, 2019

dry adam

1) dry adam (noun) - where someone has put their willy in a hole other than the fanny or bum

2) dry adam (adjective) - a way to describe a person who thinks they're funny and tells loads of shot jokes and then gets all vexed when nobody laughs.

1) "shut the fuck up or i'll give you a dry adam"

2) *lmao you know bella, she's such a fucking dry adam isn't she"

by skraskraskra November 25, 2019

Adam

Dose not sleep on floor with me cuz gay

Hey want to sleep on the floor with me

No said Adam the gay faggot

by Fagooooot February 16, 2019

Adam's Injury

The act of injuring one's self while attempting to demonstrate how someone would get a spinal injury.

Doc: We've got another Adam's injury in the ER

Nurse: What a dick head

by Pseudo Paramedic June 13, 2017

Adam

Adam is a very special guy, with lots of friends! Or not, and that's okay too! He is very good at doing things and is proficient at stuff, making him very useful to people and society in general or perhaps specifically? Adam is a handsome boy, but maybe not everybody can see that, and thats okay. Somebody will love you one day! Either way, I'm sure your mother loves you, unless you don't have a mum, in which case... unlucky, I guess. Adams are generally well liked by most people because of their fantastic name, gorgeous hair, long/short fingers (if your fingers are medium size just leave) and ability to control minds. Adams should be proud to be so special and unique and totally not on the spectrum, and live every day as if it's their last (it might well be).

Mummy: Who's a special boy
Me: me.

(Adam)

by ijrenabmada October 23, 2023

Adam

Amazing best friend, British, Great singer, good looking and the one friend you will do anything for. A certified therapist that cures your depression in 1 week. I wish i met him before, but im glad i have this time with him

Ivan: Hey, who is the best friend?
Sam: Oh you already know
Both: ADAM!

by Sam2782 December 11, 2023