Simultaneously w/ the full body spasm that rocked him off balance, his Cock let fly w/ surprising force as well as volume, huge gluey gobs of glistening pearlescent noob cartwheeling gracefully thru chilly air, quite like an act of trapeze, to splat smack up against the face and lips of his Cocksucker still down on bare knees, a face broadcasting shock proving his equal surprise to the abrupt achievement of the goal in their joint venture and subsequent delivery of the well deserved prize, this also w/ a scream that was both gutteral and primal, but served more like bells and whistles at a casino in the quiet still darkness to notify any perv that may, with risk, be lurking near, there were Jackpots to be won for those willing to play.
by sucker4spuge December 26, 2011
A noob is a definition for a new player. This is mostly used in games as, ROBLOX, Minecraft, And many other very popular games. Most people can be called a noob for not having in game money, But they defend themselves with actually using the real definition of the word. Most people question why its oddly named. This is because the word Newbie which has the same definition as the word we have heard a lot in this, Noob.
by Ticx November 03, 2018
A person or gamer with the name George Pountney or Crasher929 who is extremely shit at rainbow and goes 3:7 in ranked. He also fingers his dogs and has extremely greasy hair and vapes
by HSnowyy December 30, 2019
Someone who is new to something, usually a video game, and have no idea what's going on. Most will not listen to advice from people who are not noobs. Some people find noobs annoying.
I'm considered a noob myself to a video game I recently started playing, but you can call me the good version of a noob; I'm willing to listen to others and thank them for the advice.
I'm considered a noob myself to a video game I recently started playing, but you can call me the good version of a noob; I'm willing to listen to others and thank them for the advice.
I'm serious. I'm one of the rare types of noobs--the less annoying, mature one that's willing to receive advice.
by Tomboy05 June 03, 2018
A word mainly used by salty kids in Roblox or any online game. It's a word that's always used the wrong way. People always think Noob means stupid, trash, etc. But the actual definition is new player.
The wrong way:
P1: OMG HACKER NOOB HOWD YOU KILL ME TRASH NOOB
P2: My account is older than you
The right way:
P1: Hi guys sorry if I'm bad I am a noob
P2: It's fine just hope you're not the last player
P1: OMG HACKER NOOB HOWD YOU KILL ME TRASH NOOB
P2: My account is older than you
The right way:
P1: Hi guys sorry if I'm bad I am a noob
P2: It's fine just hope you're not the last player
by 00ChopDatNigga00 October 13, 2018