The Banana Split

is performed when a man cuts his dick before jerking off, then proceeds to immediately urinate. This creates the red, white, and yellow colors of the delicious dessert.

You pussy…no wonder you chafe when you jerk off. Blood is the best lubricant and that is why I prefer the banana split. There is something cleansing about pissing after jerking it in my own blood.

by Der_Hagrid August 6, 2010

banana whip

when a man has taken two or more viagras and is simultaneously whipping a womens van dell. very hard core and tires people very easily.

after i had a session of banana whipping, i had had enough sex for the month.

by asdfjkl'; June 12, 2005

banana slamma

A person who is very good at giving a blow job

That chick with the tongue ring might not be a looker, but man she's one hell of a banana slamma.

Charles Barkley got arrested for a DUI while looking for that banana slamma he had the other night.

by Dixon Cider March 7, 2009

Banana cage

The sexiest being in the universe

U must obey the banana cage

by big titty chicks June 14, 2018

Banana Truck

A woman that appears to be obese, but at the same time, looks like a slut. Because she is appears to be a slut, she likes mens' dicks (bananas) and because she is obese she is like a truck.

Jim: "Look at that fat chick wearing fishnet stockings! That's a banana truck, if I'm not mistaken."
Bob: "Yeah, let's step over so we can let her get through."

by TyTyJewBoy May 31, 2009

double banana

it means its got two bananas

look double banana its means it has two bananas in it

by Mandz1988 July 25, 2006

Banana Phone

when you take your boner and rub it against a phone while calling your girlfriend

ahha, that sound you just heard was my banana phone

by nigger killer May 1, 2005