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what do we think of shit sheffield united

what do we think of sheffield united shit
thankyou that’s alright we hate shef u we hate shef u
by marshboi1 January 1, 2022
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Shit on a Furry Day

On the 10th of January, you are legally and morally allowed to shit on a furry no matter where or when.
Person 1: Dude, it was Shit on a Furry Day yesterday and I accidentally shat on three, when I meant to only shit on one!
Person 2: Damn bro
by mansocoolamiright January 8, 2023
mugGet the Shit on a Furry Daymug.

took a shit on me

When your vehicle wont start usually happens when you are away from home.
Call a friend " hey, can you come get me my truck took a shit on me"
by Chopogringo May 18, 2021
mugGet the took a shit on memug.

dumb as shit

referring to any organism that can move and is also very stupid
Me: that guy is dumb as shit
That guy: :(
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
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Shit Sticker

1. That little piece of poop that just CAN'T be wiped away. Wipe and wipe and wipe AND it's STILL there.
2. Someone who just won't leave. No matter how much you try,,,hint after hint and they're STILL there.
That little Shit Sticker made me use a whole role of toilet paper and it WON'T go away.
by XLNT Eagle May 6, 2023
mugGet the Shit Stickermug.

Drunk ass shit

The person who comes already a little drunk and just wants to get mor drunk. They're the loud and clumsiest one.
Example 1:

PERSON1- Kaycee is acting so crazy tonight.
PERSON2- I think she is way to drunk.
KAYCEE- hey guys I'm drunk ass shit.
by MrsPAYNE21 June 12, 2015
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Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit

When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean as if you didn't shit
A Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit is defined as:
Hey, I just took a Ghost Poo, because when I wiped my ass, the paper was still clean
by Desert Shark April 15, 2022
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