wash yo ass

A phrase people use when their friend, family members, or partner stinks

Matt: Did you shower this morning?
Johnny: No.
Matt: Well, wash yo ass! You stink!

by theblimpmaster23 July 5, 2022

Big Ass Brick Of Soap

Soaps. I thought it was cough drops at first, but eh. It is designed to meet the high standards of hard working men. Mainly used by U.S veterans.

This new Big Ass Brick Of Soap is inspired by drinking a fine scotch in a wood-paneled den.
Did you know the Big Ass Brick Of Soap was inspired by the military?

by Waea March 4, 2023

National beat the beaner captains ass day

Beat the shit out of the Mexican team captain on your wrestling team

Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up

by Toesforthebros February 2, 2021

ass mood

A state of pleasantness only described by ones thoughts overwhelmed with butts and beaches

Such a beautiful day puts me in a good ass mood

"Why's Karen so happy today" "she just got back from Florida stuck in that ass mood"

by mcnazty March 20, 2022

Ass Freeze

When the toilet paper touches the water and by the time you get to that wipe it surprises you

I pulled off too much toilet paper it accidentally touched the water by the time I ended up wiping I got an ass freeze

by Pebbles & Bam Bam October 1, 2022

rewind ass nigga

An ignorant ass mf who always bring up ir talks about the past

This rewind ass nigga keep talking bout how he use to trap it out

by Toocam May 19, 2016

Gorilla Lookin Ass

A female who is so attractive you would literally kill a gorilla to fuck her. Alternatively you would pay an handsome fee to have her ride your face like a circus train full of gorillas. One might also jump out of a bush like a gorilla to surprise her with a tasty beverage and then fuck her vigorously....like a gorilla. The phrase stems from the primal, reproductive pull that is so out-of-control that all forethought is completely lost on the beholder. This is when the man beholding that “gorilla lookin ass” will literally turn his wallet inside out just to get a whiff of that gorilla lookin ass.

“I just dropped a G on that Gorilla Lookin Ass. Her baby daddy don’t even know that I just busted my nut all up in it. “

“As soon as I saw that Gorilla lookin ass, money started fallin outta my bank.”

“I used to be rich, until I saw that gorilla lookin ass...now she rich”

by WonkasWillie December 19, 2019