pick your pocket

steal or take something away from you

Careful when you're not with your girlfriend I may pick your pocket !

by motiv8r April 05, 2023

Date your ex day

No one likes you but your ex well today is your day so date your ex🥰

Boy 1: man no one wants to date me
Boy 2: your ex does date her again since it’s date your ex day
Bet

by November 17, 2021

Date your ex day

Miss your ex? Today is the day they HAVE to take you back have fun!! October 17th

"Hey babe"

"Excuse me"
"Oh today is national date your ex day"

by October 17, 2020

put your prom dress on

Telling someone who usually takes forever to go get ready.

Slow snail diva princess bitch hurry up forever

Hey Buffy, go put your prom dress on. We need to leave in like, three hours.

by Roofus5% April 02, 2016

Bilking your Milk

Touching yourself in a pleasurable manner and getting caught

"Oh God! Are you bilking your milk on the subway?! "

by Janlevinsongould January 14, 2018

your ass is clapping

basically when someone is capping but extreme

" your ass is clapping that is not even true"

by cappin April 21, 2022

Appreciate your Freakster Day

From the name itself, this day is to appreciate your Freakster and thank them for the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 times. For context, a Freakster is the one and only person who can match YOUR freak. Every freak is unique; we can't just come across our destined freakster easily. So, we must appreciate those on the same wavelength as us <3. AYF is on December 1st, the day after NNN (No Nut November), so people far and wide can get their 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 on with their freakster.

You: Happy Appreciate your Freakster Day, Freakster!!
Freakster: OMG!!! Happy AYF day too, Freakyyy!!! Should we get our 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 on?
You: Duh!!!

by jillypuffwpheebs November 19, 2024