June 14th is National LOVE YOUR BF DAY. Show some appreciation to that lovable piece of shit that you’ll always be delusional over!
Bob: Hey, You should give me head.
Jane: Why?
Bob: Because it’s national Love Your Bf Day.
Jane: Oh, of course!
Jane: Why?
Bob: Because it’s national Love Your Bf Day.
Jane: Oh, of course!
by dennydefines June 14, 2023
a substitution for the word masturbation so you can talk about it in polite company without arousing suspicion.
Writing in your journal is a very stress relieving activity.
I need some private time to write in my journal.
I like it when my girlfriend comes over because we can write in each other's journal.
I need some private time to write in my journal.
I like it when my girlfriend comes over because we can write in each other's journal.
by journal-writer86 November 18, 2011
by Coplobber April 02, 2024
Every September 14th is "Snap your highest snap score a boob day" where you send your highest snap score friend a picture of at minimum, one boob.
Be careful who you have as your top snap score, on September 14th it is "snap your highest snap score a boob day" and you will have to send them a picture of your boob unless you want to be cursed
by Foxy Dingo September 14, 2023
by glindaaa January 11, 2025
if a girl says "what are you talking about i didnt do that"
and the guy says " lol i thought you were different but your head is to gas like your the shit or something"
then that girl would say "fuck you i dont think i am all that"
and the guy says " lol i thought you were different but your head is to gas like your the shit or something"
then that girl would say "fuck you i dont think i am all that"
by oreo32 October 28, 2011