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The Day OpposingFork Was Not Online

It was a cold, foggy and breezy day, the wind was moving the trees. The day already seemed to show that it is going to be be sad, and this moment in history shall be remembered forever, the clouds were dark, this was not an usual day, this is the day OpposingFork was not online, 25th October 2023. Truly, a sad day...
The Day OpposingFork Was Not Online is a poetic text made by no other than Dako himself. Praises to Dako for creating this inspiring and motivational poem, this is truly world changing and it deserves a nobel prize for showing the feeling of opposingfork not being online.
by Dako123 October 25, 2023
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international British accent day

✿ | 26 October

✿ | the day where everyone speaks in their best, fanciest British accent. even if it's mockery or inaccurate, who cares? let's appreciate our brits!

✿ | little conversational example:
“How do you celebrate international British accent day?”
“By making a British accent, duh!”
“How do you make the accent?”
“Google is exis’ing very fine, ol’ chap, I can’t be your Google forever...”
“Oh! I see”
by diinosaurr_ October 25, 2023
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National students day

National students day is when teachers give students no homework and no work is done on that day. Teacher need to give us money and student make the rules. It’s on November 1st
Teacher: guys open up to page 69
Student 1:no I won’t

Teacher: do it or else you go to the principal’s office
Student 1: nope

Teacher: fine I am writing the note
Student 1: no need to
Teacher: why
Student 2: it’s November 1st National students day
Teacher : oh crap
by Iamnotapersonwhodoeshomework October 25, 2023
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National students day

November 1st Is a day you get to boss teachers around because it’s National students day
Student: give me $100
Teacher:no
Student:it’s illegal to say that
Teacher:how

Student: it’s November 1st aka National students day
Teacher:oh crap here’s $100
by Iamnotapersonwhodoeshomework October 25, 2023
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National Grizzly Bear Day

A day where you eat mass amounts of salmon and blueberries.
Dude, it’s National Grizzly Bear Day.

Man, I bet those Salukis are eating good tonight.
by User 98702 October 25, 2023
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National pussy video day

On october 28th this is the offical day recognized by the government to send someone a video of your pussy
National pussy video day is where you send someone a video of your pussy
by Olivia6_g October 28, 2023
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A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.
"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"
by Toad-Bit October 28, 2023
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