Basically anyone with the name Jeff, and especially those with the last name Carl, fall into this category. When you hear this phrase you can expect the person being referenced to have at least a 10 inch penis, and 16 pack abs. They will look at you once with their piercing blue eyes and you will immediately drop dead of a heart attack from an overflow of adrenaline. But it’s worth dying in this way because your body also will crystallize into diamonds so your family will be set for life.
Bro 1: Perf... like you
Bro 2: Thanks bro.
Bro 1: nah dude I wasn’t talking to you, I was just announcing the arrival of Jeff.
Bro 2: oh holy fuck. There he is. Wow. What a magnificent specimen.
Bro 1: yeah be sure not to look him directly in the eye, unless you’re trying to die.
Bro 2: well it’d be a worth death.
Bro 1: yeah you’re right. My fault. I’m an idiot and I will now catch his gaze.
Bro 2: Thanks bro.
Bro 1: nah dude I wasn’t talking to you, I was just announcing the arrival of Jeff.
Bro 2: oh holy fuck. There he is. Wow. What a magnificent specimen.
Bro 1: yeah be sure not to look him directly in the eye, unless you’re trying to die.
Bro 2: well it’d be a worth death.
Bro 1: yeah you’re right. My fault. I’m an idiot and I will now catch his gaze.
by Dobe Johnt June 25, 2020
Get the Perf... like youmug. When an individual has chewed the" fat" too much to be "put down" with false narrative even though going the extra mile to help such to be grifted short.
Marlene declared; "You killed roxy." after getting money from the less fortunate whom she associated with to put down her dog after flimflam and false narrative.
by Mister. Mr. July 12, 2021
Get the You killed Roxymug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>You ArE THe ne WHo Lieks Me<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A common saying among siblings being loud at 10pm. The mother won't actually punt you. But will beat your ass if you don't quiet down.
Younger sibling: Did you hear that dad bought me robux!!!???
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.
by Not_actually_blind December 29, 2023
Get the Mom's gonna punt you to the moonmug. by T3amumiz00mi3s August 11, 2023
Get the I Love You.mug. Fuck That; Fuck you (often abbreviated as FT;FY) is a colloquial combination of fuck that (meaning no) and fuck you, which is translated to "No, Fuck you!" and is often used to express a disinterest in doing something.
by CTx94 July 15, 2016
Get the Fuck that; Fuck you!mug. A term used by immigrants who speaks such little English they think the term "Thank You" is pronounced with an "F" instead of a "Th".
by JDorritos25 February 21, 2024
Get the Fank Youmug.