Shit Topper

the act of having a wank during or after a shit and jizzing in the bowl of the toilet on top of the shit you've just done.

"Just did a shit topper, sorted me right out"

by Bdubs9191 November 13, 2022

Shit Weigher

A shit weigher is a person who gained notoriety through an embarrassing or demeaning act

Hey shit weigher! What's on your IMDB page? Nothing!

by Dabbletron September 29, 2025

shit dumps

when something is really cool.

This shit duuumps!

That girls jaket is shit dumps!

by ceara, dezi and erin December 28, 2007

Some people are into that shit

An utterly horrible phrase. Implies that people are sexually attracted to something so vile and repulsive that all you can do is shake your head.

sick fuck: im into ntr
me: some people are into that shit

by feliciasneck March 11, 2021

Wired shit

When something wack happens. Or when a hobo grabs ur face.

Omg, that hobo is doing wired shit.

by Your humble shit maker March 4, 2021

The guy who says basic shit

A random retarded 12 yo on the internet who's spreading false information and is racist to Chinese people and doesn't like homework (what a fucking loser)

Retard 1: Yo have you have you heard about the guy who says basic shit?
Retard 2: Yeah, he's a total dipshit nigger

by The guy who says advanced shit May 25, 2025

I Don't Shit

when you're in disbelief of what somebody says and you don't care

"Bro I just pulled that girl"
"And I don't shit mate"

by geraigeraigoon March 9, 2025