Valentines Day Massacre

Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.

“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”

by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023

National Bluey Day

December 19th is national Bluey Day to commemorate blueys birthday and how amazing they are

It's "national Bluey Day" we should celebrate

by Delade-yakoby October 17, 2023

National real nigga day

The day of real niggas

Happy national real nigga day

by MJ the man October 17, 2023

give your boyfriend a gift day

October 30th is National give your boyfriend a gift day. No matter what on this day you have to show your love and affection by getting your boyfriend a gift.

“OMG it’s national give your boyfriend a gift day I need to go get him a gift!”

by amayer October 18, 2023

national sol’s day

when a group of people gather at the their local bar sole d’italia for a couple vegas bombs.

its national sol’s day, let’s drink

(it’s actually just a regular thursday)

by kimkill October 19, 2023

National Mahboubi Day

on october 24th, we all kick mahboubis ass, and he can do nothing abt it

hey its national mahboubi day! where is mahboubi

by mahboubi gang October 20, 2023

National OK Kirby Day

National OK Kirby Day! An amazing day to celebrate about OK Kirby Anniversary which happens every June 12th!

I am happy to celebrate National OK Kirby Day! This happens on the beautiful day known as June 12th.

by TheDappingYapperDapper October 20, 2023