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wing theory

The postulate that states the following:

A gentleman is either

a) shit at eating pussy, or
b) shit at eating wings.
Get him to take you to Buffalo Wild Wings on your third date, girl. Wing theory never lies.
by annalivia January 18, 2016
mugGet the wing theorymug.

Otto wing

Guy with the best rizz in town, but he chooses not to use it for the greater good.
That guy is such an Otto wing, he could bag anyone fr’
by O2 brev April 6, 2023
mugGet the Otto wingmug.

Wing Nut

Hey Marg; Wing Nut is on the TV again. Do you want me to change the channel?
by AusUrbanCountry March 1, 2021
mugGet the Wing Nutmug.

Fallen Angel wings

Scratches left after sex on a partner’s back in the shape of wings.
by Yeagerboii August 18, 2022
mugGet the Fallen Angel wingsmug.

wing kid

When you use your children's cuteness to seduce unsuspecting Girls
My wing kid is the only reason she agreed to go out with me.
by Foxy Mack's seedy Uncle September 18, 2016
mugGet the wing kidmug.

Russian Roulette wings

An order of mild chicken wings with one suicide wing.
"Last night we ordered up some Russian Roulette wings. I wound up taking the bullet and my mouth is still numb."
by PapaTangoRomeo February 14, 2012
mugGet the Russian Roulette wingsmug.

Red Wings

Tag you earned after performing oral sex on a female while she's on her period / menstruating .
Man, I wanted her so bad that I earned my Red Wings to get it.
by ZXC3233 January 26, 2016
mugGet the Red Wingsmug.

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