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John Smithing

John Smithing is a mix between Gaslighting and Ghosting, similar to Ghostlighting
To John Smith someone means to lie about an event and not show up.
Hey are you hopping on tonight?
Nah, someone else is John Smithing us
by urnotmax December 6, 2025
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Ben Smith

Ben Smith is an amazing man! Some may call him Batman, because he's like the dark night and tries to stay incognegro. I, however, call him Superman ... because he got hit by an F-150 going 42 miles an hour and bounced off that bitch like he's made of steel!! His swag is incommensurable and his penis is WAY too big for his body. His love runs deep and he will do anything for the one he loves. He takes his hits and keeps on moving. He ain't afraid of nothing!! You don't believe me? FAFO BABY!!! P.S. he's probably 5 Finger Death Punches biggest fan.
See that man Ben Smith over there? No? That's cause he's incognito!!
by The Bad Guys Girl December 22, 2025
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Faith Smith

A Faith Smith, is someone who pretends to be your best friend during a breakup and then gets with your ex two weeks later. Hence the “faith” which is broken and “Smith” a worker in metal who uses people’s trash for their own.
Hannah: She took my boyfriend Leroy, two weeks after we broke up!
Sarah: She is such a Faith Smith

Hannah: What’s that?

Sarah: Someone who steals someone’s ex
by SadietheOGwhiteheeler January 17, 2025
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John Smith

When you blow a massive vape cloud on someone’s head and snort it off
“ Damn, that was a sick John Smith “

Put on Skrillex, I’m boutta hit a John Smith
by Psyducknachos February 22, 2025
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D. Luke Smith

Not a small penis… The opposite of a small penis…I mean dear god it is huge… per T.H.
by TCBWonderwoman March 1, 2025
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