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Person 1: Wow did you talk to Sam the other day?
Person 2: Yea, he said he’s working on a new project car
Person 1: So cool! Right?
Person 2: Yea, he said he’s working on a new project car
Person 1: So cool! Right?
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Get the Sam mug.An over the pants handjob in which the recipient is wearing tight jeans. Referring to the Warner Brothers cartoon character Yosemite Sam who is always depicted wearing tight pants.
Person 1: How far did you and your girl go?
Person 2: Bro, she gave me a Yosemite Sam Job.
Person 1: Woah, that's almost the real thing.
Person 2: Bro, she gave me a Yosemite Sam Job.
Person 1: Woah, that's almost the real thing.
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Get the Uncle Sam Special mug.sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born
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