High-fiving a million angels

A phrase used in the popular tv show "30 rock" where cast member Liz Lemon ( Tina fey ) gives herself props by putting her hands up in the air, shaking them, and saying, "I'm high-fiving a million angels!"
How does that feel Jenna?
-like I just got burnt
Yeah, high-fiving a million angels!
-owww
by Superfly Foreva December 06, 2011
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Five Hundred Buck Cuck

A person who spends 500 dollars and drives 1000 miles to meet a 3/10 girl to fuck
Did you hear about Sanjay driving 1000 miles and spending 500 dollars to fuck a girl? he is a five hundred buck cuck
by Kingcel December 29, 2016
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so five minutes ago

Totally and completely out of date, or style. Recently hip, or cutting edge, but no longer so.
Oh my Gawd! Those acid-washed, wide-leg raver pants are SO five minutes ago!
by Cap'n Sweaty! October 10, 2003
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n. a reference to the hand when used for male masturbation.
joey couldn't find a date for Saturday night, so he was left with the five sisters on Palm Street.
by pureplaya August 02, 2004
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clasp-retaining high-five

Refers to da humorous "I really like you" gesture of not merely slapping da other person's hand when ya smilingly offer said pal a high-five, but instead interlacing yer fingers with his and really "hand-wrestling him good" for a few seconds. A great way of showing a cute lady how much you enjoy/value/desire her companionship while you have hold of her hand, anyway; hopefully she will allow you to maintain your joyful clasp of said warm/soft extremity for an extended period afterwards, and possibly even accompany you on a hand-in-hand stroll around town afterwards if her current schedule permits.
A clasp-retaining high-five is an awesome way to initially "break the ice" with a new gal and get her head-swimmingly starry-eyed for you.. play your cards right and you may have her lying back on your bed stark-naked within an hour or two.
by QuacksO March 16, 2019
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Home-School High-Five

-A person takes both of their arms and raises them above his/her head and slaps both of their hands together as if giving someone a high-five.

-The idea is that someone like a home-schooler wants to give someone a high-five when they get a math problem right, but there is no one around so they have to give themselves the high-five.
Isaac, that was such a dumb joke! You should give yourself a home-school high-five!
by Preston Stell May 31, 2007
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five finger discount

A hand job in which all the fingers are involved, very pleasurable to both.
Man, Susie gave me that five finger discount last nigh and I cummed all over her face.
by Ian sean May 18, 2007
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