Sam Williamson

I think I'm jesus or god and I don't know which one I am

Sam Williamson is literally god or Jesus and he doesn't know which one so stop asking

by glibisgood March 5, 2023

Sam

Sam is the guy that everyone wants. He’s handsome and is loving. He’s the guy you want for forever and always. The one you’ll love more then any bad days ahead. His eyes are a deep brown that you’d forever get lost in. He’s the guy that you say you love more but he says it’s a tie. He is perfect in every way and you want him to hold you and never let go. His arms are safe. He is your home.

“You should get yourself a Sam.”

by anonymous0106 November 25, 2021

sam

sam is a nice and kind person, she is also very caring. pretty poplulair with the guys and very poplulair.

wow she is a sam

by poptatolover March 18, 2022

Sam moment

when some is like sam

He's having a Sam moment

by scribeofstuff May 13, 2022

sam

a person that drinks beer constantly and gets 'depressed' all the time. They also cheat on every person they've been with and still play the victim. Has gay relations with bloom and gets pissed when someone makes an actual funny joke and no one laughs at theirs. Drives a forklift also and has like 50 DUIs

C'mon guys, I'm actually depressed. Why does no one like me? - Sam

by unter_ November 16, 2022

Sam

A blonde hairy man that runs around abducting people.

Oh my did you see that sam over there?

by wilmur150 September 29, 2018

Sam

That one kid that always jiggles. He goes around jiggling up and down for the girls

Sam is literally jiggling so hard right now

by YaBoi3255 October 20, 2022