donkey ryan

donkey ryan is very smart man, not so in life but hes still one of the greats. Appreciate him like how you appreciate that weed. truly a great one. Also, he like claire :)

donkey ryan is a nerd

by arsdadasd January 5, 2023

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Ryan Bane

He was a teenage music artist and singer on YouTube, active from 2012 to 2014. He became infamous, not only for his horrible singing voice, made worse by distorted auto-tune, but most notably for including tasteless, homoerotic sexual content in all of his music videos, all of which featured him doing disgusting things, such as ejaculating semen on objects (including a Justin Bieber album), licking objects, dancing provocatively in his underwear, just to name a few examples. The lyrics in all of his songs were almost always about him wanting to get intimate and do sexual things with other men he had a crush on, including Santa Claus, his nameless school teacher, God and Jesus (yes, you heard that correctly). After disappearing from the internet in 2014, he has since made it his mission to erase any and all mention of him from the internet. Nearly all of his songs and music videos are now lost, as a result of Ryan himself filing copyright claims against anyone who dares re-upload his music videos and only 5 of them (one of them being audio-only) are still available for people to see, as of today.

Additionally, the upper half of Ryan Bane's face was always covered up in all of his videos, in order to remain anonymous. Because of this, it is also believed that his name "Ryan Bane" was just an alias to protect his identity.

by Janson Jones April 6, 2023

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