toe fungus sandwich

When you masterbate a woman with your feet her orgasm causes a reaction with your toe nails and makes them turn green.. then you clip them and put them in a shot of teriyaki and drink it

Guy 1:I had such a great time with my girlfriend last night we celebrated with a toe fungus sandwich!
Guy 2:Is that like athletes foot?
Guy 1: Yeah masterbate her with your toe and if it turns green, cut the nail and take it with a shot of teriyaki.

by OneFuckingStorm May 4, 2023

spread your toes

Spread your toes: To die, to expire to cease to exist. A common and almost humorous way to express death.

To “Spread your toes”. When did uncle Matt spread his toes? “Oh:He spread his toes on July 9th” To die, to punch out, to crap out.

Strictly speaking a description of a death.

by Gregg The Lawrencville Hunkey April 22, 2018

cowboy camel toe

cowboy camel toe created by tight wrangler jeans worn by men

When a man's wranglers are so tight his nut sack is split in half like a cowboy camel toe.

by skrambled February 5, 2015

rumple crimple toes

A person with athletes foot

Ewwwww, the person has rumple crimple toes

by Breasticle69 April 7, 2021

Lack toes intolorent

Absolutely cannot Stan the thought of toes

1. I identify as Lack toes intolorent

by Milkyspartner July 7, 2020

Toe-Pinching Day

a national day where you get to pinch someone with your toes as hard as you can bc it hurts like hell.

My friend toe pinched me so hard today, but i couldn’t make it stop because it’s a national toe-pinching day!

by colby jack cheese July 25, 2021

Toe Nail Legend

a upper lip smeller (kjay) with a crusty BIG TOE that also has fungus. and smells like dabreon lip

Toe nail legend is here.

by UrFavDarksin July 24, 2020