bald noob

a shoeless nigga that aint got no hair, and is a noob at playing chess

person 1: did you see that black as shit dude over there?
person 2: yeah he is a bald noob lmao xd xd

by indiancunt29 April 26, 2023

Global Noob News

News for Noobs

Did you see the new Global Noob News report?

by Optimus26Prime November 6, 2018

noob

What jackass teenagers call people that play fortnite.

WHAT A NOOB. DID YOU SEE KYLE? HE WAS PLAYING FORTNITE!

by PU55Y|_1CK312 June 4, 2018

Das noob

Someone who isn't educated on why Hitler was a good man.

This guy thinks Auschwitz is a sad place, das noob

by Hgs42 September 19, 2018

Noob

1)An expression used when getting hit in a *private part* Usually the "noob" is written at the end after the *private part* As shown below

2)When little munchkins have down-syndrom

"You Boobed Me In The Noob"

"You Penised Me In The Noob"

"You Anused Me In The Noob"

by brenxox July 19, 2008

Noob

obviously worse than Pro

Noob: Hi, can you be my friend?
Everyone: Goodbye

by ImNoobXD August 9, 2022

NOOB

A noob

Ur a noob

by Chickun April 12, 2019