Noob plx

internet speech for "bitch please". usually used as a term of exasperation for someone new to an online game.

"Hey why is the AWP not on this server? its the best gun in counter strike."
"noob plx gtfo"

by car car vroom vroom December 9, 2008

Female Party Noob

Female version of a character named Party Noob from the hit game regretevator

Female Party Noob is unsmashable

by Goofy silly goober March 30, 2024

Noob Choke

Bottling a game at the last possible moment as a consequence of being a newbie in the game and lacking the skills or levelheadedness to follow through.

A friend, let's call him Wout, has never won a game of bowling before. After leading the game since the start, he noob chokes during his final throws, resulting in a loss.

by Toinboer February 13, 2024

Noob

A person or gamer with the name George Pountney or Crasher929 who is extremely shit at rainbow and goes 3:7 in ranked. He also fingers his dogs and has extremely greasy hair and vapes

OMG, Look at that noob going 3/7 in ranked

by HSnowyy December 30, 2019

Noob

Noob is a person who can't do something simple or is bad at a video game. People often use it in Roblox

Person1: I can't do the jump! Person2: That's so easy noob.

by MrNoobLikesDoughnuts March 26, 2020

Noob

Mitchell

He is a noob

by The allknowing forreal December 30, 2023

suck a noob

a phrase for saying "you're annoying" or "fuck you", but not too direct that you're being rude :)

person: you stink. BJFKSJF just titting. i need ibuprofen go get me some or buy some idc. also get chcips bc idk ur my slave.

person 2: suck a noob

by fish in a bucket October 16, 2020