Broken Bean

When you rub your clit during masturbation so much that you think that it might just fall off.

Hey Beth, I think I have a broken bean. My coochie hurts so much but I just can’t stop.

by Sasquatch Sally October 15, 2019

bean cushion

the act of crushing ones testicles while sitting down

Bill went to sit down and abruptly jumped up screaming.

Tom: What's wrong?

Bill: I just sat on my bean cushion bro!

by the madbanana September 24, 2010

creamy beans

when a person with a penis ejactculates inside someone's ass and they poop it out along with fecal matter

"dude, I had the worst case of creamy beans this morning after me and tom got done last night."

by creamybeans August 3, 2017

The Bean Bowl

When a Mexican gets a bowl cut and an edge up on the front.

Jesus: Did you see José with the bean bowl cut fam.

Pablo: damn foo, that’s clean.

by Versacekiller May 26, 2019

Pristine Bean

A perfectly rolled blunt

Yo will roll up a pristine bean so i can get high as shit

by William Margaritis June 11, 2010

Bean Hung

you know, like when you're eating lots of chili and you get that pain right under your heart... that's a bean hung

"Oh man, I ate so much chili, I've got this pain rightcheer" ::points to chest::
"You gotta bean hung"

by Bean Hung Brooke October 14, 2021

Squeaky Bean

A universal answer to a question. Also used when you do not know what to say in a situation because you're uninterested.

Man 1: Hey man, how are you and your girlfriend doing?

Man 2: Squeaky Bean, bro.

Man 1: Oh, alright man I understand.

by Tony two five September 4, 2022