June 1st

A day of the two-faced.

June 1st could either go like 3 days in a French castle with your friends, some wine and some bread , or like 3 days in a French castle with Boris Johnson and Donald Trump fanatics.

One should beware on that day as to not offend the nearby Geminis , they bite.

Recommended action : Strangling a homophobe with the LGBTQ+ flag, unique and colourful.

On June 1st 1970, Nikita Khruschev was hospitalized for a burst blood vessel, yikes.

Marilyn Monroe was born on June 1st 1926. History recalls the dykes weren't ready.

by one_thilde October 17, 2019

June 21st

The day when every Lara on this planet has to give her boyfriend anal sex

Anal on june 21st

by Bobočobo June 21, 2022

june-kyoo

June-Kyoo's are amazing at football and are hot.

That guy is hot af is his name June-Kyoo?

by kingnose February 7, 2017

June 20

National kiss or hug your best friend day. They deserve it.

Or you can send an intimate pic to them.

Him: Hey it’s June 20 let’s kiss
Her: Ok where you wanna go?
Him: Right here, right now.

by Koifish653 May 30, 2022

June 23

Sonic the Hedgehog's anniversary and the last week/day of school.

Me: Guess what June 23 is?
Friend: Last day of school.
Me: And?
Friend: What
Me: Sonic's Anniversary! Happy Birthday Sonic!!

by yomom123_44 February 21, 2024

June 9th

June 9th(6/9) is... 69 day! (Obviously)

Its June 9th, did you 69 yet?

No?!? Cmere 😈

by Your man's June 9, 2025

june 7th

june 7th ask out ur crush day!!!!

take this chance and ask them out i bet its gonna be worth it go and shoot ur shot with the boy/girl you love!!!!!

emma;hey u should ask out ur crush its june 7th

holly;what?! no!!

emma;its june7th ask ur crush out day so go do it !!
holly;ok fine emma
emma;yesss!

by webblingmore May 28, 2022