home vortex

The feeling you get when you get home and don’t feel like going back out for anything, planned or unplanned.

“Yeah, Jamie cancelled. She’s in the home vortex”
“I have to cancel for tonight guys, I’m in the home vortex.”

by Mimmi July 30, 2023

Re-Home Dumb Fee

Anyone who pays someone else to release them from the burden of being a pet owner without questioning WHY AM I PAYING YOU $100 TO TAKE YOUR 8 YEAR OLD CAT? Oh and i have to buy the animals care supplies too? Meanwhile you go meth my money?

She really thought i was going to take her cat AND pay her a re-home dumb fee of $100??? Then when i simply asked her why she said ," the money is to make sure you don't use my cat as bait in a dog fight" Then she gets completely angry and aggressive when i point out the stupidity in the hustle
THIS REALLY HAPPENED TO ME AND I WAS KICKED OFF THE NEIGHBORS APP

by Ed Geingsta March 26, 2023

Please go home

Get out of my house

Please go home

by Hitmantheman February 8, 2024

Jerk from Home

When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.

Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I took a 'jerk from home' day and I am totally exhausted.

by Ronny Vegas May 8, 2018

Permanent home

A grave. Usually a subtle way to threaten someone,

Don't get in my face again or you will be a new permanent home.

by weirdalfan1980 November 12, 2016

The Home Alone

When you materbate a home by yourself and cry in shame after

I did "The Home Alone" last night and felt pathetic at having to do so

by Direwolf December 16, 2022

stole home

recieved or performed anal sex

Friend: hey Lisa how was your date with Matt?
Lisa: It was fairly regular, Matt stole home

by the hulktron August 24, 2010