Paopu Fruit

G-rated version of sex. See also "holding hands" or "dancing."

He wanted to share a paopu fruit with her, but you know if they were adults it'd be netflix and chill!

by KayleeTheMechanic February 18, 2020

fruit cup

A term usually used to describe a absurdly gay, or homosexual, person. However, it can also be used to describe someone when they are not thinking straight or acting stupid. It's commonly used to substitute words like "faggot," "retard," "douche bag," or even "piece of shit" if you want to spice things up.

What are you a fucking fruit cup?
Get your head out of your ass you fruit cup!
Now that guy definitely has to be a major fruit cup.

by Robbie Cringe April 20, 2017

get that fruit

to chase after a means of sexual intercourse

Brandon: I gonna see if that slut Janie'll sleep with me.

Kyle: Yea, you get that fruit, boy.

by punkrovkr827 March 25, 2010

horizontal fruit-basket

A sex act. Performed by wrapping your penis in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. Your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your penis lining up with their throat.

"My lady wanted something tropical, so I gave her a horizontal fruit-basket"

"How thoughtful!"

by Sassy yet Classy June 8, 2016

Rotten Fruit

Something that was once beautiful and sweet that is now rotten and foul. Usually referring to feelings for someone.

Friend: Hey bro, why don't you talk to Shy anymore
Me: Thing took a turn for the worse with us.
Friend: Rotten Fruit

Me: Yeah...

by Full Metal Malcolm X November 10, 2018

Russian fruit twist

Where a girl twists yo cock until it turns green like an apple then chugs vodka

remember that girl Emily? She gives the best Russian fruit twists

by Fin r February 4, 2023

Salon Fruit

The meaner way to say "a gay male who spends a lot of his time at a salon." This also applies if he works there.

That salon fruit was checking out my dad when my mum was getting her hair done...

by uniPORN February 23, 2009