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Free Round of Golf

Often refers to a request to take it up the ass. When unable to outright ask for it, a “free round of golf” can be used in lieu of asking for some quality butt stuff.
Patron: “You don’t want this wallet!”
Waitress: “I don’t take any man’s wallet unless it includes a free round of golf.”
Patron: “Deal!”
by TDSMTD February 1, 2021
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Free Flow of Ideas

Coming up with an Idea or solution to a problem while Taking a shit and immediately forgetting the idea or solution when you flush the toilet.
Boss: Well did you come up with any ideas on the Penske account.
Employees: Well yes, however, it was a Free Flow of Ideas.
by The cow Hunter January 4, 2021
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on the dairy free G

something a friend of mine from college says, meaning 'in all seriousness'; whenever you are using the phrase, put an emphasis on the G because it makes it more of a statement
"On the dairy free G I need to get my shit together!"
by feliciathegoat1 November 13, 2019
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free range boning

noun meaning having intercourse around the house or outside, in areas that intercourse is not usually had; wandering sex.
After his parents left, we participated in some free range boning to feel a little adventurous.
by lindseyrockstar October 15, 2010
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Free fire man

Only like to top up and failing exams
My free fire man horn me with niyah otf
by Skye from free fire November 23, 2021
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free-form masturbation

The art of improvisational masturbation
If the stress of life has you down try to your hand at free-form Masturbation as a relaxation exercise.
by Arsemunky September 1, 2016
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free Freaking fuck

Someone that is pretty much worthless to you Nevertheless they will serve to satisfy your sexual desires
Mr. or Ms Smith is a useless piece of shit but I can use him or her as a free freaking fuck
by Sampam1401 May 29, 2021
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