fortnite

a game that steals your life

hey wanna play a game that wastes your life
you mean fortnite?

by IDK94068039 June 26, 2019

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Fortnite

Considered as “The hottest flaming bag of the smelliest shit right of the Video Gaming neighborhood” and the worst excuse to miss school and lose your girlfriend. Why it’s so bad you say? Example from a few: It’s a copy of actual, really good games like Minecraft, Team Fortress 2 (I feel like The name was inspired by TF2, please don’t criticize me if not) Overall, Fortnite is Brain Cancer.

Joseph:

Hey, dude! Did you buy the new
Fortnite season pass?

Me:

Are you still playing

That cringe Fortnite? That’s

Our friendship is over!

Joseph: So did you get it or
Not dude?

Me:

Joseph: Dude?

by Theory42 June 27, 2019

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Fortnite

a gay game that is a third person shooter, really popular for some reason and also ruled by 8 year old's and that people really REALLY rage on.

Kid: Wanna play some Fortnite?
Kid 2: Are you gonna smash your pc again?
Kid: Nah, I don't rage anymore.
Kid 2: Ok.

by hiimanoob June 30, 2019

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The game that makes 9 year olds say the shit that makes us fucking LOSE IT.

who plays Fortnite here,

Them: WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE
the world: we would like it if you could SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PLAY SOMETHING ELSE

by mlg pro 11212005 July 3, 2019

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