What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P
A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"
by QuacksO March 24, 2022
Frank was serving a costumer and couldn't get to the bread in the oven so he uttered "check bread" to paul. Paul then examined the bread and determined that the bread was ready to be removed.
by The WGW October 12, 2011
hi guys. when I'm trying to join an online server at pixel gun 3d it shows me check network connection .what can I do for that?
check network connection
by jimpixelmon June 28, 2017
Using your hand to hit someone, usually a close friend, in the throat after they've thoroughly exhausted your patience. Most often used when someone won't shut up about a particular celebrity, person or event.
Friend 1 proceeds to rant about the tickets he just scored for the upcoming concert. Friend 2 karate checks him in the neck.
Friend 1: Gasping for air*
Friend 2: I'm neck checking you for your own good, bro, your own good.
Friend 1: Gasping for air*
Friend 2: I'm neck checking you for your own good, bro, your own good.
by Miya Arachelli October 23, 2013
by Callum Pearce January 06, 2020
the act of looking in the mirror and asking your reflection if you are in an okay state mentally. when you aren't you will see the reflection shake their head and go no man you need to maybe stay home today.
by RM Brown September 17, 2023
by Macroscopically November 05, 2010