Also known as “rich people problems”, a “first world flex” is essentially a first world problem, but one that’s simultaneously boastful as well as whiny and arrogant.
“Yesterday Phil was complaining about how he didn’t know which camera he should look into on his new iPhone 11. I fucking hate him and his first world flexes.”
by face of mars November 18, 2019
Get the first world flexmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles (Enlarged Pygmy Marmoset): The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles (Enlarged Pygmy Marmoset): The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
Get the Angel Jose Robles (Enlarged Pygmy Marmoset): The First Juvenile Release.mug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 1. קויפן 0. ייַנקו1. ייַנקויף《¤》:The First Juvenile Release...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 1. קויפן 0. ייַנקו1. ייַנקויף《¤》:The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025
Get the 1. קויפן 0. ייַנקו1. ייַנקויף《¤》:The First Juvenile Release...mug. Half-first cousin's child.
My half-first cousin-nibling is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
Get the half-first cousin-niblingmug. Dude that was amazing. You literally jumped from a plane! You life is gonna be way different now. Happy 1st Day/ Happy First Day !
by TheRichardsArt December 26, 2024
Get the Happy 1st Day/ Happy First Daymug. Homo-sapien 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Homo-sapien 2: Yes.
Homo-sapien 1: Detergent, Feces, Incest,Urine, And Water And Feces: (USDA): The First Juvenile Release...
Homo-sapien 2: Yes.
Homo-sapien 1: Detergent, Feces, Incest,Urine, And Water And Feces: (USDA): The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025
Get the Detergent, Feces, Incest,Urine, And Water And Feces: (USDA): The First Juvenile Release...mug. .
Person 343: Channing "Panty~Raid" Tatum: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025
Get the Channing "Panty~Raid" Tatum: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.mug.