Noodle Wench

Adj. A servile, preferably Italian mistress whose duties include noodle slurping, dough pulling, flour sprinkling, and pasta machine cranking.

“Noodle Wench! Crank my moist dough, PRONTO! Mama Mia!”

by SoggyNoodle69 June 05, 2023

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stiff noodle syndrome

when your body is stiff after practice or extraneous exercise

oh damn i got sever stiff noodle syndrome after competition yesterday

man me to

by SkyesTheLim1t March 06, 2024

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Noodle Pulp

Literally the pulp of a noodle, what you get stuck on your dishes if you overcook the noodles in boiling water.

"Did you seriously overcook those noodles? How do you overcook noodles? I can tell because there's Noodle Pulp stuck to the pot. They're literally the easiest things to cook..."

by HauptmannHans41 May 26, 2020

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Chubby Noodle

When your significant other farts on your dick during anal intercourse, causing the skin around your penis to balloon out.

"I gotta fart baby! Pull out!"
"No, it's fine I've always wanted a chubby noodle."

by Dylan:) January 22, 2019

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chubby noodle

A chubby noodle is what Mike Pence gets when he thinks of twinks.

Mike Pence wasn't initially interested in the vice presidency, but Donald Trump promised him an introduction to Billy Bush and Pence got a chubby noodle.

by kafe November 29, 2016

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