Brandon

hokceydad

hey isnt that brandon

by hokceydad123 October 18, 2020

brandon eli

Man with great taste of women, respects them 110% of the time, loves cracking open cold ones with the boys, meme master, ladies love wasting his time for a few months then leave and don’t say anything. Also has a big dick

Man, Brandon Eli is so respectful and hot.

by Harambe42069 October 9, 2017

Brandon

The purest, most condensed, the epitome, the heart, the soul, the very definition of the godless concept known as "The Rizzer"

Vivick: Brandon got his rizz all over me
Brandon: Sorry, I rizzed too hard
Anh: It's edible

by AsianFetus January 26, 2023

Brandon

To forcefully insert ones head into their own anus for the purpose of ingesting ones own fecal matter.

Hey guys...Let's go brandon.

(hey guys let's go stick our heads up our ass and eat shit)

by hassle hospital November 7, 2021

Brandon

adjective - used to describe somebody that get no hoes

Jeff: Tom is such a Brandon!
Joe: What does that mean?
Jeff: He gets no bitches!

by bapekid1 January 5, 2025

Brandon

A boy with a great personality. He knows how to make everyone laugh and lights up any room he walks into. He loves gaming and may appear a little shy, but once you get to know him he is super talkative and such a fun person. He loves kpop and sometimes won’t admit it, but deep down he is a twice stan. Girls have Brandon on the back of their minds, thinking of his cute face. His girlfriend is so lucky to have him, because he will love and protect her no matter what.

Brandon is such a cool guy! I’m so lucky to be his friend.

by Mẹ của bạn <3 June 15, 2022

Brandon Bernier

A very cool kid that gets the girls

Brandon Bernier gets all the girls

by Astro jack April 14, 2022