Lay Wood

To penetrate a woman via sexual intercourse

Duffer: I'm gonna lay wood tonight for sure. Colleen so wants me, dude.

by TuAnon February 21, 2024

Thin Wood Walls

its a book i'm assigned to read

Me: Man, I have to read "Thin Wood Walls"
Friend: Damn, that sucks.

by TWENNE February 10, 2022

On the wood

When you pay for goods and services in hard currency such as cheeses or honeybuns; as opposed to paying on the bubble which will eventually get your ass smashed off the yard.

Crazy Joe? That guy is one of our best customers he always pays on the wood.

by bookofevans February 6, 2022

Woods

A person who is soft

That guy is such a Woods!

by 4tner April 10, 2021

Put wood in t' oil

A phrase used in parts of Yorkshire, mainly in South Yorkshire as a way to tell someone that they need to shut thier face

Bob: "blah blah blah, random bollocks"
Jim: "Put wood in t' oil will thy, you're getting on me wick"

by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021

Ashley Wood

A absolute BMT that thinks he is bad just because he lives in thaxted

Omg is that ashley wood? Yeah he thinks he is a bad man ting

by BONERBOY3000 May 5, 2021

witch of the wood

Someone that can keep a penis erect after multiple orgasms

Bro 1: Yea that girl I hooked up with last night was a witch of the wood

Bro 2: I still get no bitches.

by Devious_Spaghet March 22, 2022