Cy Young

A larger-than-life corporate overlord. The ultimate CEO bossman who rules the office with an iron grip and a 6’8” stance. Known for his bone-crushing handshake, fear-inducing eye contact, and a grey suit that radiates pure dominance. Commands the workplace like a king and hands out pink slips like party favors.

Dude, my new boss is a total Cy Young. I swear he can smell fear.

by ZaGlitch100 March 4, 2025

Hoo Young

A phrase you say when you want to shit around the toilet seat instead of the bowl without flushing, marking your territory.

Guy 1: Yo bro I just did a Hoo Young in the bathroom.
Guy 2: Ok, I am not going in there anymore.

by NotDeeja September 8, 2025