Ethan is the most focused, disciplined, passionate, and hardworking person you can ever meet. If you have a problem you should go to Ethan, he is a literal genius. Ethan is an extra introvert who loves anything to do with self-development, business, and anything financial education related. He may be the greatest Entrepreneur you can meet and he is definitely the best at his craft. Ethan may be the guy you picked on in your middle to high school years that you end up working for. Ethan is funny, cute and so much more, you need an Ethan in your life!
by Vivid_Demand December 2, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. 
Get the Ethanmug. Had a massive penis but is scared to use it on women so he uses it on 4yr old boys
Bad at football sucks penis every time he plays
Is a cheater will cheat on u with an animal
Penis gets smaller as he gets older
Bad at football sucks penis every time he plays
Is a cheater will cheat on u with an animal
Penis gets smaller as he gets older
by Your majesty 6899 November 22, 2021
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Get the ethans lanemug. Physically, the average Ethan is built like a dropped lasagna: wide, confused, and oddly dense. They seem to possess their own gravitational pull — not metaphorically, but in the very real sense that small objects left unattended might begin to orbit them. While they claim a devotion to combat sports involving heavily padded fists and dramatic grunting, their physique suggests significantly more experience with buffet lines than training lines. Every Ethan insists he's "in a cutting phase," yet somehow stays permanently in bulk mode.
Ethan's aesthetic is a wild card: usually sporting an unbrushed curtain of shoulder-length hair that looks like it’s been soaked in gym sweat and regret, but occasionally opting for a sudden buzzcut. This transformation is often accompanied by declarations like “new me” or “just focusing on the grind,” which last about as long as their latest attempt at meal prepping.
Colorblindness is a recurring Ethan trait, tragically evident in their wardrobe — a chaotic blend of camouflage, neon accents, and gym merch that looks like it was selected in a blackout. Emotionally, Ethans are deeply invested in energy drink flavors, YouTube fight commentary, and their belief that they could have gone pro if they hadn’t “tweaked something in their shoulder back in high school.”
Ethan's aesthetic is a wild card: usually sporting an unbrushed curtain of shoulder-length hair that looks like it’s been soaked in gym sweat and regret, but occasionally opting for a sudden buzzcut. This transformation is often accompanied by declarations like “new me” or “just focusing on the grind,” which last about as long as their latest attempt at meal prepping.
Colorblindness is a recurring Ethan trait, tragically evident in their wardrobe — a chaotic blend of camouflage, neon accents, and gym merch that looks like it was selected in a blackout. Emotionally, Ethans are deeply invested in energy drink flavors, YouTube fight commentary, and their belief that they could have gone pro if they hadn’t “tweaked something in their shoulder back in high school.”
Ethan, Is a fatty
by linkmon9988899 June 20, 2025
Get the Ethanmug.